On a new topic, I have found a book that I have to go buy. This is written by a girl after my own heart:

Here is an insert from her book:
Pressure Cooker Pregnancy
“My job is demanding- like Columbian drug lord/network executive demanding. Should I give notice now to protect the baby?”
If your job is stressful in that it’s challenging, complex, and rewarding, then it’s probably safe. If it’s stressful as in dodging airborne objects or lying to Congress, then it might be better to opt out. Still, pregnancy can be a great buffer in those high-octane positions. Ways you can use your condition to your professional advantage? Cry when provoked. Cry when not provoked. Cry when your chips get stuck in the vending machine. When given bad news or poor performance evaluations, clutch your stomach and fall to the ground. Hello, extended paid maternity leave!
Chapter 6
The Baby Shower:
“It’s adorable…Do you still have the receipt?”
Gifts: The Art of Not Acting Disappointed
What can you expect to get at a baby shower? Weeks before, you will have probably entered the exciting realm of the baby registry. This is a ritual that allows you to hand pick and fondle all the gifts you hope to receive but won’t. More specifically, it is the place where hope dies. That’s because everyone has their idea of what’s best for baby and in most cases, it’s got Winnie-the-Pooh written all over it. That swing you ordered? Surprise! It’s a clown lamp! The designer “Pack N’ Play” you’ve been lusting after? Meet “Stow’ n’ Sleep,” its cheap and evil cousin—likely from your cheap and evil cousin.But as much as you might be disappointed in the quality of loot, feigning appreciation is must. After all, one-armed sweaters don’t knit themselves. Below are some go-to gratitude one-liners to help you describe the indescribable:
- “I can’t believe you found a matching necklace, bracelet, ring, toe ring, earring, charm, and anklet set all in her birthstone. Who’s the classiest baby now?”
- “A baby headband- in rhinestones! Add a matching teething grill, and I’ll be the envy of all the moms in Compton!”
- “Goodness! A membership in the NRA! I’ve always thought of Charlton Heston as a grandfatherly figure.”
Anyway, don't forget to RSVP to Whitney for the baby shower by Saturday- even if you can't make it! Thanks!!
Hi I have been following your blog for a few months now. My Husband and I's 1st son is due June 26th, we are both so excited! I felt compelled to leave a comment to recommend more information to help you and your hubby make a educated descision on your sons birth.
ReplyDelete2 things that have really helped me a DVD called "The Business of Being Born" by Ricki Lake http://www.thebusinessofbeingborn.com/ it really helped me decide on the birth that I am planning on having. Also i read a book called Gentle Birth Choices. There is a lot of good info in both and I wanted to share! This is my blog if your interested as well http://thebump.tumblr.com/ good luck girl! Christina